Why did Microsoft Office go to therapy? It had too many Excel breakdowns and Word blocks!
Why did the PowerPoint presentation go to the art gallery? It wanted to brush up on its slides!
What's a computer's favorite type of music? Microsoft Office Rock!
Why did Microsoft Office hire a comedian? It wanted to add some punchlines to its Outlook!
Why did Excel bring a ladder to the office? It heard it needed to reach new heights!
How does Microsoft Word greet its users in the morning? "Good morning! I hope you're ready to make some great documents today!"
Why did the spreadsheet go to the doctor? It had too many cells!
What do you call a magic show performed using Microsoft Office? PowerPoint tricks!
Why did the Word document get in trouble? It was caught using inappropriate fonts!
How does Microsoft Excel apologize to its users? "I'm sorry if I made you feel sheet-y."
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