Why did the graphic designer go broke? They couldn't stop buying Adobe software—talk about an InDesign of bankruptcy!
Why did the font file get sent to jail? It was convicted of being a "typeface criminal" by Adobe!
Why did the photographer switch to Adobe Lightroom? They wanted to develop a brighter outlook on life!
Why did the Photoshop artist open a bakery? They wanted to create some impressive "layered" cakes!
Why did Adobe Illustrator break up with Adobe Photoshop? They couldn't agree on which one had the "brush" of genius!
How does Adobe Acrobat stay in shape? It regularly does "PDF exercises" to stay fit!
Why did the graphic designer bring a ladder to the Adobe Creative Cloud? They wanted to reach new "cloud" heights in their designs!
How did Adobe Photoshop respond to criticism? It said, "Don't worry, I'll just brush it off and make it look perfect!"
Why did the document fall asleep while using Adobe Acrobat? It found the process "PDF-initely" boring!
What did the Adobe software say when it won an award? "I'm feeling so Adobe-lighted right now!"
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